Once upon a time, a serial killer decided to keep an online journal. He hoped it would lead to fame and fortune. Or free coffee. He began writing his words of wisdom years ago… unfortunately, all of his previous ramblings were lost in the latest server move. Apologies. The sane author shall do her best to locate those old postings and restore them, but, alas, she doesn’t have much hope. Apologies.

Woo-hoo! I got ’em! I got ’em! Yay, me!!! *happy dance*